You don't have to bend over... backwards... to find good Greek food in Broward. My Big Fat Greek Restaurant is in Hollywood, a few minutes up the street from the Seminole Hard Rock complex. And you won't be reamed by the prices. There will be live bouzouki music, belly dancing performances, and a sing-along to "Moon River".

We can vote on the afterparty. Maybe we can find a band that covers songs by Queen.

Bring cash to pay for your meals, as requesting seperate checks for everyone can be a pain in the ass. There is a strict guest limit of one guest per member, as I'm not hosting this event for your co-workers or buddies who have no intent of signing up for our group. I know I'm being cheeky.

So come on and join us, or you'll be kicking yourself in the rear for missing this. Plus, the people who do come will make you the butt of all their jokes.

Here's the restaurant's self-description:

"When walking into My Big Fat Greek Restaurant, authenticity is evident throughout. We have brought the atmosphere of Greece right to South Florida. We have captured some of the most stunning elements including visualizations of Greece\'s ancient and present-day natural beauties and customs. Since ancient times, Greeks have considered eating and drinking sacred. We do the same by offering only the best of the best of both. Everything we do is a tribute to Greece. Come and taste the Greek Cuisine oasis right here in South Florida.".

The website for this restaurant is here.