Yeah you asked for it, you wanted, you waited...and, NOT coming to a theater near you,(but still featuring me) its time for the Annual Rude T-shirt Party V…A Lancey “Pimp” Pancey production. Well, Rude T/BBQ/Birthday/bad economy Party,(take your pick!) PLEASE READ ALL THE WAY THRU!!!

So, hold on to your big girl panties it's RUDE T5!
IF MAKE ANY PARTY, MAKE IT THIS!

Past years responses:
Donica
“ What a great party! It was a great conversation starter to read all the rude t-shirts. Not to mention, the smiling, smirking or groaning based on the t-shirt. ”
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ana riera (+1 guest)
“ Lance's bbq was a blast!! Plenty of food n liquor. I met so many cool ppl @ this bbq. Count me in next time!!! :) 4 sure!!!! I had a blast!!! alot of food n plenty of liquor!!! Lance ur a PIMP!!! lol tks 4 d party!! count me in next time!!! p.s. Next time Ill bring enough of my famous seasoned chicken just 4 u!!!! lol U ROCK!!!!!! ;)
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Steve C
“ I'm ready for the next one, Lance's parties rock! ”
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Eyal Aviani
“ Lance was awesome host. I had an awesome time. Lots of food, lots of fun and wild Rude Ts. Should you host another party, count me in! ” Lance is one heck of a host and I had a whale of a time at the Rude T-Shirt party! plenty of food/drinks and the Ts were a riot. If Lance hosts another party, I'm there!
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Stephen
“ A whole lot of fun and a bunch of great people! ”
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FlaGal
“ Lance is the King of House Parties ”

Adit B (+1 guest)
“ I had an awesome time. I was able to meet a bunch of great people! ”

Cory
had a good time, nice meeting some new people...

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Member
"I shaved my balls... for this?" hahaha

Member
I had a great time at the last rude t shirt. This time my t shirt is rude,rude

Member
I think I finally found a winner for the rudest tshirt... hahaha

Member
Relax... this is a theme party, the theme is to be rude via your t-shirt! Whether its rude crude who cares, the point is it's all in good fun. If your feelings are hurt from a shirt... you've got more problems then avoiding this party. Make it rude!
Lisa G
“Tons of fun and great food. Thanks Jeff and Fred for staying at the grill in the rain!! ”

Steve C
“First time I've been to a party at Lance's place. Can't wait for the next one. ”
Lesley
“Had a fun time, great party, met nice people. ”

FlaGal
“Lance is an amazing host. There were tons of really great people there. ”

Lisa
“Great to see everyone. It was everything I expected & more. Thx Lance. ”
it was alot of fun...i look forward to seeing you all again soon! :) ”

Teresa (T-sa) (+2 guests)
“Lance Always has great parties, but this time he out did himself...Thanks Sirlancealot...XOXOXO ”

Fordee
“Thanks Lance... great party!!! ”

Terri
“Wow! What a party, you really know how to throw one Lance! Thank you, Terri ”

Katie
“Had a great time at the BBQ!!! Enjoyed talking to all of the people that were there. ”

Rhonda
“Thanks for opening your home to everyone for such a fun party! You had it all from drinks to food to entertainment ...going all the time! ”

Tamara
“great job Lance. Kudos for hosting so many people in your home. ”

Fausto
“Great party, great people! I didn’t get to know everyone, but it was a great party/environment. Not even the rain spoiled the night! ”

Sonia
“Had fun with rock band, my son and Big Dave. thanks Lance! ”

Big Dave
“ Everybody pitched-in to make it a spectacular event. There was plenty of food, booze and mayhem to go around. Lance, thanks for being a great host and a great friend. Can't wait for the next one. ”

Striven Ivan
“Great time and met some really cool friends. ”

Beverly
“Lance throws an awesome party! The fire out back was perfect for this chilly night and Lance you do have a comfy sofa! ”

B
“It was great that everybody got in the spirit of the rudeness and wore t-shirts, as well as not holding back on lewd and inappropriate comments! I'm glad that the BBQ started early and was followed by the party, while still enjoying hours of food and fun. ”

ZION DIONYSUS
“good time, thank you for all of us. ”

Ro
“Thank you Lance for putting this together and sacrifice your place. So much cleaning to do afterwards.... ”

Marc
“ We had a good time, we were told we made a good impression, in the sofa. LOL Good people, good time, we'll be back. Thank you Lance. ”

Viktoria & Tamara
“ What an awesome party! ” “ Another Great Party Lance, I had a BLAST! ”

haidy
“ The BBQ was great!!! I really enjoyed to spend time with the group and everybody was very friendly. Thanks”
Orlando
“ Not crude but very ruuuuuuude LOL ”

What to expect: events a plenty
Please bring stuff beers, liquor, finger food ok but not chips we'll have that 14 bags of chips is overkill, and leave the conservative/inhibitions at home, and the party game face on all night long!
buy a shirt or have to make one you dont want to be the only one without!
will send out the info again to everyone couple days before hand Lance [masked]
birng the best like $20 in food and at least a bottle of liquor or 18 pack of beer
everyone is to bring stuff, I ask for no monies

BBQ chill out starts at 6pm & BBQ Rude T and party starts 9pm til 4-5-6am...Im not sure if passed out people count that early in the morning as party participants still partying?
Last party was a blast Rude tshirt party was such a request best, the house from white tile to black and the backyard like woodstock. But -if you havnt been your missing out!

who can come? You can't but your moms invited! ok everyone with a sense of humor, and wants to BBQ, and have a blasT ITS no hold barred
try to all roughly show up at the same time so we can all get the party going right. No need to bring chips or something like that we all needs the booze n food.

Cant even tell in writing some of the hilarious and rude shirts people had
Dont want to drink and drive? Too far to drive...great! then dont drive back, you can stay no problem
Dont wait schedule early its a saturday you got the day off make it worth while...
This is not for the faint of heart, the conservative, the ones that get offended or think its offensive.

What to expect?
INSIDE-guitar hero, beer pong rock band too
OUTSIDE-Gazebo outside with couches, cable tv
hookahs, and like 30 chairs, queen size bed for you hornies,
tiki lights open music string lights constant BBQ all night
a bon fire, convos, and great times!
What to bring?
your camera? It couldn't have been the huge success in the past without you guys participation. Heres what happen in past events & what we need again
please list what you'll bring we had steaks-all kinds ny strip, skirt, roasts, lamb,
seafood-bags of shrimps, skewers, scallops clams by the dozens, live lobsters thanks for that, crabs
oysters, whole fish tons and tons and tons more
no cheap hotdogs will do for this party! NO CHIPS DONT B CHEAP,
everyone is to bring stuff Dont bring guests that thrive on drama or negetivity-i dont have/need/want bouncers

floods of drinks and of course rude shirts galore must be worn go get them now! (roadkill.com google rude tshirts)Everyone had one and no one had the same be crude damit! If its too borderline controversial its perfect when else would you where it? Don’t be a puss its all in good fun!
Erections/sorry Directions: Directions provided by me later, don’t need to call me asking for erections that’s just not something I provide like I would directions. Directions ok.. Erections …your on your own!

Weather: who cares but if cold we will have a bonfire!

SO PLEASE WRITE WITH YOUR RSVP WHAT FOOD YOUR BRINGING AND IF BBQ AND PARTY OR ONE OR THE OTHER, so I need your help if everyone brings something to feed many and good quality then we will all benefit rather than bringing a six pack for one person...so please I need your help

NOW as for the nightime party... bring your shirts and mount up donkey lovers this is "Meetup Gone Wild"
We had a great turnout around 150, and everyone had a blast, throughout the night, ps not everyone comi is meetup!

RULES..we don’t need no stinkin rules. Umm yeah…u do!:
PARKING:
Please park on Dixie at the academic high school or elsewheres
DO NOT PARK AT MY HOUSE, MY STREET,MY DRIVEWAY
–cant make it clearer, cars will be towed immediatly by neighbor mr Penis,